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Whether it’s Baxter pooping in the refrigerator, eating a delicious but filling burrito or heading over the cartoon rainbow to Pleasure Town, there’s something in “Anchorman” for everyone. This is one of those great lines from Anchorman that don’t make a word of sense, but you can kind of see where they’re coming from. Getting your car washed while you drive is a no-brainer. The go-to source for comic book and superhero movie fans. Now, fight!”. “Oh, I can barely lift my right arm ’cause I did so many. In the 1970s broadcast journalism scene, an anchorman was only as good as his sign-off. Similar scenes in It’s Always Sunny, 30 Rock, and Community would follow. (We’ll be looking back through tear-blurred eyes, but you do you.). As an example, take when George Costanza said, “Oh, yeah? Why don’t you go back to your home on Whore Island?” — Ron Burgundy, 15. In this Champ Kind monologue, delivered excellently by David Koechner, he basically insinuates he’s in love with Ron, and that love is unrequited. Hits from the '80s are on repeat all Christmas Eve and Day on IFC. {| create_button |}, {* #signInForm *} IFC's full episode service and you must have Maybe you and a friend just wear the same outfits a lot. Created {| existing_createdDate |} at {| existing_siteName |}, {| connect_button |} I don’t know if you heard me counting. Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy is famously one of the most quotable movies ever made, because every line in the movie is either an absurd non-sequitur, a hilarious joke, a setup for a later payoff, or a payoff to an earlier setup. Still can’t find a lane to match your personality? That’s part of the reason the Internet nearly exploded when Will Ferrell announced there would be an “Anchorman 2.” Despite the deluge of happy tweets, Facebook posts and articles celebrating the news, the references and nods to “Anchorman” rarely overlapped. We've sent an email with instructions to create a new password. Please enter your email address and you'll receive a verification link to proceed. When this all gets sorted out, I think you and me should get an apartment together.”. He breaks down in the street, starts crying out in anguish, and calls Brian from a phone booth in hysterics. But now, let’s take a moment to look back at some of the new classics Fred and Carrie have so thoughtfully bestowed upon us. Then he says, “It’s so damn hot! View All Videos (1) Anchorman - The Legend Of Ron Burgundy Quotes. Thank you for verifiying your email address. But Anchorman was the first to dedicate an entire scene to characters discussing the absurdity of what was happening to them. Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy is famously one of the most quotable movies ever made, because every line in the movie is either an absurd non-sequitur, a hilarious joke, a setup for a later payoff, or a payoff to an earlier setup. When Ron started telling the rest of the news team about what it’s like to be in love after his night of passion with Veronica, Brick says, “I love carpet. “Okay, before we start, let’s go over the ground rules. This one’s a “Serial” killer…everything both right and wrong about true crime podcasts. This browser is supported only in Windows 10 and above. The only bad wedding is a boring wedding. Scotchy scotch scotch. Bad luck follows you around and everyone knows it. '” — Ron Burgundy, 19. {* currentPassword *}, {* #signInForm *} Milk was a bad choice.” Somehow, we can all relate to how he feels in that moment. “It’s terrible. Will Ferrell also falls into that category, as exemplified by his hilarious reaction to watching Baxter get kicked off the side of a bridge into a river. Milk was a bad choice.”. I love desk.” Confused, Ron asks him, “Brick, are you just looking at things in the office and saying you love them?” Then he says the most iconic one: “I love lamp.”. In mere days Portlandia wraps up its final season, and oh what a season it’s been. To help us navigate those differences, Portlandia has found an easy and honest way to embrace our special selves in the form of a progressive new traffic system: a specific lane for every kind of driver. Previously, he wrote for Taste of Cinema and BabbleTop. 1. “He had a voice that could make a wolverine purr and suits so fine they made Sinatra look like a hobo.” — Narrator, 24. “Baxter, is that you? I miss your laugh. 25. Considering the fact that nearly every line in the movie is quotable in some way, shape or form, it’s hard not to feel like there’s one line that is tailored just for you. The best comedy actors are the ones who do just the right amount of overacting, like Jim Carrey and Jack Black. This is the line that opened a new chapter in the history of comedy. It could be that 60% of the bottles of Sex Panther that get made make the wearer irresistible to women. The screenplay by Adam McKay and Will Ferrell is one of the finest, tightest, funniest, best-constructed comedy scripts ever written. Baxter! Brick killed a guy. It holds up next to any scene from Airplane!, the Monty Python movies, Animal House, Caddyshack – because it’s so delightfully absurd. You’re like a Gemini, but waaaay more pedestrian. The comeback is a great way of getting a punchline into the dialogue – the insult is the setup and the comeback is the punchline. I miss you so damn much. “We need you. “You are a smelly pirate hooker. I did over a thousand.” — Ron Burgundy, 20. It’s only the end of the world if your doomsday kit doesn’t include rosé. Posted by Ben Cochran on December 20th GIFs via Giphy, Photos via The Everett Collection, Celebrating Portlandia One Sketch at a Time, Choose your provider to watch Live TV & Full Episodes. “I read somewhere their periods attract bears. “I immediately regret this decision.” — Ron Burgundy, 23. It seems like the quotable nature of “Anchorman” is part of what made it such a beloved presence in our pop culture and why now, eight years after hit theaters, people are more excited than ever about the chance of a sequel. Which is everyone. And that’s it. {* signInEmailAddress *} Ghostbusters had already done this with a few one-liners – when he was told about the Gatekeeper and the Keymaster, Bill Murray’s Peter Venkman said, “Oh, we have to get these two together.”. Yes. 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This is the funniest, most memorable line from the whole of Anchorman – and that’s a movie full of funny, memorable lines – and that’s because it sums up the Ron Burgundy character so perfectly. To watch full episodes, you must have a cable provider that supports Comedy classics have a way of providing their viewers with the most hysterical comebacks to insults. Are you sure you want to deactivate your account? I miss being with you. “I’ll have a Manhattan. 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