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What Time Will ‘The 100’ Season 7 Be on Netflix? 0 (0) Saturday Night Live Transcripts Season 28: Episode 13 02m: Christopher Walken / Foo Fighters The Continental The Continental…..Christopher Walken Announcer: The sun is set. Follow Decider on Facebook and Twitter to join the conversation, and sign up for our email newsletters to be the first to know about streaming movies and TV news! Watch that step! The Continental has both a periscope with which to “spy” on his female neighbors and a collection of “erotic” Hummel figurines he acquired through eBay. if ( 'object' !== typeof e.data || undefined === e.data.msg_type ) What You Should Know About 'Sexology'. [ purses his lips, then lights two cigarettes in his mouth at once, and hands her one ] Ah, cigarettes. Trust me! 596, This story has been shared 461 times. You have made oyur decision.. and you must go.. but please.. just stand here.. as you are for just a moment. 340. All of them creepy, but all of them… I dunno, still kinda cool, right? Forgive me. 782, This story has been shared 686 times. origin.href = e.origin; The sketch was inspired by a real TV show with the same name the aired at the end of CBS’s nightly broadcast for a four-month run in 1952. We shall drink from the same glass. Don’t go! 0 (0) Saturday Night Live Transcripts Season 25: Episode 16 99p: Christopher Walken / Christina Aguilera The Continental The Continental…..Christopher Walken Announcer: The sun is set. The Continental: Ah! // Verify message is in a format we expect I haven’t called for your car yet! Terrific actor, surprisingly great dancer, total creep — but in a lovable way. But, you know, the whole joke is based on the fact that this dude wants to fuck the poor woman behind the camera who has unintentionally gotten herself trapped in his hotel room. Once she is inside, it becomes obvious that the bathroom mirror is a two-way mirror when the Continental is seen lighting up a cigarette. And it is time to meet the Continental. The guy stuck in The Dead Zone? Go, if you must go.. but allow me to send for a car.. to take you where you will, or.. to him. 684, This story has been shared 673 times. Broken glass. This story has been shared 5,587 times. [ he sits next to her ] I have but three passions in life. iframe.onload = function() { Announcer: The sun is set. The stars shine in the sky. if ( iframe ) { Stay.. and allow me to show you that I.. am not like the others. Starring Renzo Cesana as the titular ladies’ man, the 15-minute episodes aren’t available to stream online, but audio of the monologues can be found on YouTube. No votes so far! You must learn to let go! [ he gets up and massages some more ] It extends from the base of the skull.. down the spine, all the way down.. here.. to the tip of the.. [ he reaches her private area, so she quickly rises and runs to open the door ] But.. He completed the screen capture of Broadway's Romeo & Juliet in 2013. The character also has the catchphrase of "Wow! [ extends his hand ] Come.. with me. The night air is tinged with anticipation. The accent? Saturday Night Live Transcripts  Season 15: Episode 11. Get news & recommendations for Netflix, Hulu, Amazon, HBO, and more, in your inbox. case 'poll_size:response': 673, This story has been shared 608 times. 5,587, This story has been shared 3,275 times. if ( 'embeds.decider.com' !== origin.host ) 0 (0) Saturday Night Live Transcripts Season 15: Episode 11 89k: Christopher Walken / Bonnie Raitt The Continental The Continental…..Christopher Walken Announcer: The sun is set. else if ( document.attachEvent ) { document.attachEvent( 'onreadystatechange', func ); } You are at war with yourself, my dear. By clicking "SIGN UP" above you agree to the Terms of Use and Privacy Notice. Phil Hartman provided the voice-over at the beginning of the sketch. Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window), Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window), Click to share on WhatsApp (Opens in new window), Click to email this to a friend (Opens in new window), © 2020 NYP Holdings, Inc. All rights reserved, THE TOP 40 ‘SNL’ CHARACTERS OF ALL-TIME: #20-11, A Bunch of Naked Celebrities Filmed a Voting PSA, Stream It Or Skip It: 'To The Lake' On Netflix, About A Family Trying To Escape A Russian Pandemic And Other Risks, Stephen Colbert Sends "Thoughts and Prayers" to the Fly on Pence's Head: "It's Got to Quarantine for Two Weeks Now". The stars shine in the sky. 686, This story has been shared 684 times. } } One.. the fine champagna. Be the first to rate this post. I am a fully-trained and licensed masseur. 0 (0) The Continental The Continental…..Christopher Walken Announcer: The sun is set. 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That work has earned him nine Emmys and thirteen nominations. default: 'Raised By Wolves' Season 2: Aaron Guzikowski Teases Big Answers And "New Adventure", 'Raised By Wolves' Creator Reveals Secrets Behind the Season 1 Finale — Including Which Character Was Supposed to Die, 'Raised by Wolves' Season Finale Recap: The Union of the Snake, Jessie Buckley Is the Existential Tour de Force 2020 Needs, Who Plays Swanee Capps in 'Fargo'? 342, This story has been shared 340 times. The night air is tinged with anticipation. Where to Watch Kathie Lee Gifford's 'Then Came You', Kevin James Unveils ‘Nature Planet’ Comedy Wildlife Docu Clip Narrated By Sir Adam Sandler. } 6 He Idolized Elvis Presley. var funcSizeResponse = function( e ) { 389, This story has been shared 342 times. 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Walken refers to The King, Elvis Presley, … Cigarette? else if ( document.addEventListener ) { document.addEventListener( 'DOMContentLoaded', func, false ); } // Verify message origin if ( iframe && '' === iframe.height ) And I thought, perhaps, you were just a dream. Saturday Night Live Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. It is a parody of Renzo Cesana and the 1952-1953 CBS series of the same name. My little wide-eyed, white-tailed doe. Whenever he offers her a glass of champagne or, as he calls it, champagna [ʃɑmˈpɑnjʌ], she invariably ends up throwing it in his face. 608, This story has been shared 596 times. You needn’t remove your things. A Farewell To 'Schitt's Creek': Alexis' 148 Best "Davids," Ranked.