And then the next day we were taking a video, ’Hey, Hannah, the tooth fairy came, oh, my gosh,” and our 4-year-old ― I panned down to her, ‘Hey, Harper, the tooth fairy came!’ And she goes, ‘Someone was in our house?’ And I go, ‘The tooth fairy was in our house,’ and she’s like, ‘Someone was in my room? You’d rather just be there, though. Bill Hader knows the funny, gross and just plain weird sides of parenthood all too well. He was like, ‘Come on! We get two copies of books and I bring one and read to them. I’ll say, ‘I’m doing this!’ And, to me, masculinity is like, ‘I am watching TCM right now!’ They’re like, ‘No, we’re watching “Peppa Pig.”’ And I go, ‘All right, “Peppa Pig” it is.’”, “My wife — she wasn’t righteous about it or anything — wanted to try natural, she wanted no epidural, and the other people … got really offended. But to casual movie-goers, he was just a familiar face in comedies. In honor of his birthday, here are nine quotes and anecdotes about fatherhood from the famous funny dad. Wrestle right now.’”, “We make dates to read stories over Skype. The actor has three daughters ― Hannah, Harper and Hayley ― with his ex-wife, Maggie Carey. Who wants a tough wife? Any actor has to deal with this stuff. ©2020 Verizon Media. While I was sleeping? All rights reserved. Bill Hader Breaking Character Straight for 7 Minutes - YouTube You’re saying my wife’s not tough?’ Huh? Part of HuffPost Parenting. My wife was like, ‘We’re going to try and tough it out,’ and this guy was like, ‘What? The actor has three daughters ― Hannah, Harper and Hayley ― with his ex-wife, Maggie Carey. Register to vote and apply for an absentee ballot today, Raise the kind of person you'd like to know, she wasn’t righteous about it or anything. And my wife is really good because she’s like, ‘Ohh, yay, it’s OK.’ But she hit her head and I’m like, ‘NOOOO!’ That’s the worst for a kid, when they hit their head and they see their dad going, ‘Noooo!’ And she’s like ‘Wahhh!’ My wife [said], ‘Give her to me, just give her to me!’ And I’m like, ‘No! I don’t want to name names, but I was talking to someone at the Golden Globes and he was like, ‘Get a TV show. Bill Hader knows the funny, gross and just plain weird sides of parenthood all too well. FaceTime’s a big thing. In honor of his birthday, here are nine quotes and anecdotes about fatherhood from the famous funny dad… Fans of the long running sketch show Saturday Night Live have known and loved Bill Hader since he joined the cast all the way back in 2005. It’s the loudest noise.”, “She walks around like a princess ... And she will walk in, and I go, ‘Oh, hello, Hannah, how are you?’ And she’s like, ‘I’m going to make my breakfast.’ And then she walked into our pantry and saw we had no cereal, and I just hear her go ‘f**k!’”, “Everyone tells you [that] you don’t sleep and it’s true — they’re not lying to you.”, “Today she hit her head for the first time, and when babies hit their heads, they have their pause moment where they kind of look at you. That’s what I’m trying to do, man, get a TV show just to stay in town.’”, “Just say yes and your life will be so much easier.”. And you guys are cool with this?’”, “I grew up with my two sisters and my mom, so it’s my lot in life to be surrounded by women. What are you talking about, man? He became one of the best cast members on a stacked show, and a go-to for outrageous sketches and impersonations. “When she poops herself that’s the funniest thing because she just gets like a total blank look on her face and fazes out. The actor has shared some funny stories and musings about raising three daughters. My daughter was having a problem at school recently and I was FaceTiming with her. This is the worst thing ever!’”, “My daughter Hannah, my 7-year-old, lost her first tooth, and the tooth fairy came.